Ok, so in Heart of Darkness we have Xena playing with this flower.
Which makes for a hilarious visual if you got a mind like mine.
…and then we got Gabrielle knocking Eve out with a fish sculpture.
why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story
you are though—its called your life
shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day
but those are your demons
i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made