Xena Innuendo Island

queenbattletits:

people who act like it’s not a problem though

if not a problem, it’s at least insanely boring

mass effect: you can have space powers or be a tech whiz and you can look however you want!

ads: white male grizzled space marine soldier with no magic mind powers

skyrim: you can be elves! orcs! kitties! lizard people! YOU CAN CRAFT AMAZING SHINY ARMOUR OUT OF AMAZINGTANIUM

ads: white male human in the most basic shitty armour set 

saints row 4: YOU CAN BE A SHREK WITH A HIGH PITCHED RUSSIAN ACCENT IF YOU FUCKING WANTED TO BE

ads: white male with bog-standard haircut and average voice

where’s the fucking creativity 

Dragon Age Origins: You can be an elf, a dwarf or a human. Male or female. With any skin color. Mage, warrior or rogue.

Ads/trailer: white human male

Dragon age 2: You are a human. But you can be male or female, which any skin color. Mage, warrior or rogue.

Ads/trailer: white human male

Dragon age: inquisition: you can be an elf, a dwarf, a qunari or a human. With any skin color. Male or female. Mage, warrior or rogue.

The trailer: white human male. (Which is such a let down after the awesome box art. They might do a trailer with a female Inquisitor but I’m not holding my breath.)

titania522:

What I fangirled about before I knew what fangirling was:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Beauty and the Beast

Charmed

Angel

Xena: The Warrior Princess

Damn, I’m a fossil!